I am a descriptivist grammarian but a prescriptivist punctuator and typographer.

RT @bluthquotes: ‘I’m gonna build me an airport, put my name on it.’ Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? #tobiastues

Watching the snow outside, and a car fire on TV. Ah, local news!

Recommendation letter crisis averted! Also, I have now officially applied to grad school (again). CW PhD apps are in for UIC & WMU! MAIL’D!

Ugh. I love my bed; it is so warm and comfy. Why must I leave it?

Snow is like Photoshop: it makes everything pretty

ATL-DCA

New peacoat! 50% off! I won the mall game today, now am ready for cousin’s wedding tomorrow in chilly DC.

Stegner App is in!

Ordering transcripts from @UChicago: easy, and free (lifetime fee $50). Ordering transcripts from @UGA: pain in the ass in OASIS, $2 a pop.